Lex and Lana | Wicked Game
Parker: “It’s the one about the Babysitter, right? She’s getting those scary, harassing phone-calls. When she traces them back, they’re coming from inside the house, right? But asswipe, aren’t you forgetting something? I’m not babysitting any kids.
Phone Voice: “Wrong Legend. This is the one about the old lady who dries her wet dog in the microwave!”.
Clark Kent saves the day again, and this and that, so, of course, anybody’s gonna think ‘what’s going on?’
Lana: I’m sorry to bother you with this, but I didn’t know where else to turn.
Lex: It’s all right, Lana. I trust your instincts. Look, if you’re nervous about Adam, I’m sure it’s with good reason. Is there anything concrete you can tell me?
Lana: No, not really. Um… just the journal that I told you about and his attitude.
Lex: Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it.
Lana: Lex, I looked into tenant laws, and it can take up to six months to get him out. And I’m not willing to wait that long.
Lex: Believe me, there are definitely ways of getting rid of someone a lot faster than that.
